Christine O'Donnell ignorant of the Constitution (go to 7:03, 2:37, 3:35...

One of these candidates is reasonable but bald. The other is a not-too-swift fascist. Can you spot which is which?

By the way, an appeal to emotion or a local mythology over reasonable discourse is a hallmark of fascism.

Venture Bros - Mournful Tits

This is breathtaking dialogue.

Greatest moments of a top tier journalist

I always enjoyed the feelings of superiority I felt whenever I watched Rick Sanchez. He made all of us feel better about ourselves by saying & doing stupid shit. And then we'd be outraged & full of delicious contempt. It must be hellish to nurture that massive ego with such an abundance of ignorance.

Nickelback deals with critics

step brothers gag reel

Nothing needs to be said. Watch. Laugh.

Al Gore Confronted in Tampa about Global Warming Again!!

Really? They STILL talk like this.

CNN host Rick Sanchez fired after Jon Stewart rant - NYPOST.com

The grand comedy continues.

CNN host Rick Sanchez fired after Jon Stewart rant - NYPOST.com

Rich Use Tax Cuts To Invest Abroad

EAT THE RICH!!

Fox News Angry Over Colbert Testimony

These learned folk can't fathom someone who's funny AND can make a point. This makes sense to me. Fox news is only ever unintentionally funny & always pointless. Like this segment right here.

Steve gets a Boner on live TV show - X FACTOR

I had this terrible dream...

WRONG!!!

Words fail me. Thank you, O mighty Television, for plumbing the depths of depravity & making self-righteously outraged voyeurs of us all.

crazy cat lady backin up during robbery

What starts off as mildly amusing turns out to be genuinely funny. She'll be at the VMA's soon, no doubt, presenting some award to Katy Perry or Justin Beiber.

The politics of fear & selfishness

There's some "probablies" & it's variations in this article. Of course, Obama will get blamed when insurance companies raise their rates. Because when it comes to health care these fine folk think that profit is a better spur than any altruistic motive. What's worse: the braintrust commenting underneath. The attack on intellectuals & education, the insistence that a society can be maintained without some measure of care for each other. Look at what they write.

"You are a dunderhead.
You have no right to my money to take care of you.
That assumes I owe a debt to you. You've performed no service for me to incur such a debt, therefore I owe you nothing.
To assume otherwise is to support servitude.

Profit must ALWAYS be involved in everything we do.
Lest we all stop working, for no man will work for free.
The Soviets tried that. Mao tried that. Many other countries have, and are trying that.
Yet, it NEVER works.

I owe you nothing!"

and

"You're obviously a drone that's been drinking the leftist propaganda koolaid for a long time. Socialized medicine is and will always be nothing but enroachment on liberty and is unsustainable in the long run. Stop being so naive about big daddy government taking care of you from cradle to grave and take care of yourself. "

Of course, very few if any of these great learned scholars have read any social or political theory because those would be found in "books" & we've already witnessed the great suspicion they have of "learning."

Not to mention "caring for your neighbors."

Republicans are the party of stunted growth. It's the platform two-year-old child in the midst of an "anal phase" would promote.

Examiner Editorial: Obamacare is even worse than critics thought | Washington Examiner

My opinion, to be clear, is that there is not perfect system in and of itself. Capitalism is great but a lot of these "socialized" incidents happened when capitalism fails. We acknowledge the necessity of government participation all the time. Social security, Welfare, bank bailouts, etc. I believe somethings NEED to be socialized. Those would be areas such as health care & education. No one should profit off the misery of others. Do you really want to go to a doctor who wants to make as much money off you as he or she could? Or the one that wants to ease your pain?

Who's out of touch here? Obama or The Wall Street Representative?

The nerve this guy shows. "Waah! We feel like a pinata!!" It was buttlicks like this in Wall Street that help defraud the country out of our cash & our homes. And then we bailed them out, because we don't want to have MORE unemployement. Because we sought to "protect the marketplace." And we gave them lots of money which they now refuse to loan back to us even at the usual usurious rates. These guys are worse than terrorists. They are parasitic, vampiric even. They will happily bleed dry, not just the country, but the earth with no care for the citizens or the future. They just want all the money. Hand me a stick. I want a whack at that pinata.

The only thing worse than staying at a crappy hotel is getting kicked out of one

 Apparently, the intriguingly named "Golden Beaches Hotel" in Blackpool, England has an interesting approach to customer service.

Management reserves the right...

Check out the review

Scientists claim they can genetically engineer whatever you want for lunch

 which means pretty soon we'll be eating unicorns & dodo birds' egg omelettes.  Me, I'm all for it.  But, I'd prefer if the testing on the innovations they inflict on the unsuspecting masses were a little more stringent.  Monsanto, for example, for all their creativity & inventiveness, has little trouble putting out dangerous product because they want to rake in those profits as quickly as possible.

That makes Monsanto the devil.

So, YAY! SCIENCE!  But we oughtta be watching them REAL close, lest we find out that's not salmon on your plate...it's cancer!!  We're eating cancer!!

But can you preshape them into bite-sized morsels?

INSANE VIDEO!! Phil Davison, Republican Candidate for Stark County Treas...

Oh, you MUST watch this. The wisdom of Howard Beale, the stagecraft of Mussolini with the charisma of Tony Montana. "I humbly ask for your vote!" THAT was humble?

Inducing trauma for the amusement of others

And at the end, one of the pranksters actually asks her, "Where's your sense of humor?

Wanna get pissed off?

What awful looks like.

Sometimes, you just gotta knock the bastard out

 Of course, now he's got to explain himself in court & to the media.  I wonder if he has grounds to sue for slander.  "Piccolo?  Piccolo como un pane francese!!"

Behold!!
Please don't mock my genitalia...or else!

It's a little difficult to separate the terrorists from the imams...

...when they say stupid shit like this.  I mean even the Church of Satan has better PR skills than these rectal warts.  OK, I'm willing to grant that the idiocies of religious leaders may not necessarily be a reflection of the school of thought.  After all, the Vatican was very supportive of the Nazi's AND their recommendations with what to do with those pesky Chosen People & there isn't much opposition to building more churches where we can practice our ritual cannibalism. 

In fact, Catholics have gotten passed the Inquisition & Crusades, witch burnings & stubborn resistance to science & progress nicely unscathed.  So much so that they see no hypocrisy when they point those gnarled accusing index fingers at other superstitious fanatics.


So, naturally they point back.  And even the lip service of our government & media condemning the acts falls on deaf ears.  They single out the stupidest, narrowest, most racist factions of our population & say "There!!  There's the American devil!"

Islamic holy men spew bile

Where's the oil?

 So, BP was telling us that they either picked up or burned off most of the oil.  They couldn't find any more.  Problem solved, America.  If there's any oil left, BP's not seeing it.
Here it is!!

Now get to work cleaning out the ocean, douchebags.

TEA PARTY RACISM: What The Media Won't Show You About Teabagger Racism

Scary. These white people are terrifying. Just like Werner Herzog's chicken.

Weiner Challenges the Republicans to Put-Up or Shut-Up on Healthcare

CNBC's Fast Money : Outlook Gloomy at Secret Billionaire Meeting - CNBC

CNBC's Fast Money : Outlook Gloomy at Secret Billionaire Meeting - CNBC

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